Ingredients

For the fritters:
• 2 cups organic cauliflower florets (about 1/2 a head)
• 1 cup matchstick-cut carrots (I found a bag of pre-cut organic ones at the supermarket)
• 1/4 cup rice flour
• 1/4 cup flax meal
• 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 teaspoon pink himalayan salt
• 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional)
• 2 organic green onions, thinly sliced
• 3 free range eggs
• grass fed butter for frying
For the bacon mayonnaise:
• 2 free range egg yolks
• 1 tsp dijon mustard
• 3 tsp lemon juice
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 1/2 cup coconut oil
• 2-3 pieces naturally smoked bacon

Instructions

Make the fritters:
1. Preheat the oven to 350, and place the bacon on a sheet to bake (this will be used for the mayo).
2. Boil the cauliflower and carrots in a pot for 4 minutes, then drain well. You can place them on a towel to dry off if you like.
3. Transfer to a cutting board and attack them with a large knife until they are chopped into little bits.
4. Place the chopped veggies in a large bowl; add the flax and rice flours and mix to coat the veggies.
5. Add the cheese, salt, pepper, green onions and eggs, and mix well.
6. Heat the butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Shape the fritters in your palm, making balls about the size of a plum and placing them carefully into the butter. Cook until golden brown, about 8 minutes, then carefully flip over and cook for about 8 minutes more.
Make the bacon mayonnaise:
7. When the bacon is crispy in the oven, remove and let cool, then crumble or chop finely.
8. In a medium bowl (or blender or food processor if you have one) mix the yolks, mustard, and 1 tsp lemon juice.
9. Start whisking vigorously (blender or food processor on low) while dripping the oil very slowly, even drop by drop in the beginning. You’re creating an emulsion and if you put too much oil at once, it will separate and turn out runny. If you're whisking, you're going to get your exercise :) Keep going non-stop adding the oil slowly.
10. As you add more oil, you will notice it to thicken and you can pour the oil a little faster.
11. When all the oil is incorporated and the mayonnaise is thick, whisk in the rest of the lemon juice and the crumbled bacon. You can season to taste with pink salt and pepper. Store in the fridge! YUM!
12. Serve the fritters hot off the pan with a dollop of bacon mayo to accompany. These make a great packed item for paleo/primal-friendly lunches and snacks too.